If you're reading this, maybe you know what Blaseball is, and the fact that it's coming back at the start of March will be enough for you. If you're writing this, you definitely don't know what Blaseball is. (I can say this with confidence because I'm the one writing this, and I absolutely do not understand what Blaseball is.) If you're in the same position, it's okay, we can all figure out what Blaseball is together with the start of the new season.
In a press release, the Blaseball devs say that there's a "99.9% chance" Baseball will return on March 1 for Season 12, just in time for the start of regular baseball's spring training. Baseball will now run for three weeks at a time, with two weeks between sessions. A new feed will offer better tracking for in-game events, so you don't have to spend so much time on Discord trying to figure out what's happening. Also you can buy snacks now?
Look, here's what (I think) I know about Blaseball. It's a very silly baseball simulation that takes place in a web browser, with fictional teams. Players influence the outcome of games, and then start to build their own stories out of the absurd things the 'simulation' creates. Also, somebody named Jaylen Hotdogfingers came back from the dead, and I think an evil peanut god showed up at some point? I don't really know, all I can say is what I've absorbed from Twitter.
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